Justice League (2017)

 

Yes.  You have watched Justice League (2017) movie and you do not need to watch it again.

At times it's like you are watching videogame footage with A.I. actors.  Things explode and many demons from outer space are stabbed.  What does it all mean?  Hero stuff...we have to save the planet even if we hate the planet or don't understand it. 

But by golly Bruce Wayne does the right thing even if he hates doing it or must brood while doing it.

Superman gets brought back to life with an electric box but it's a little rocky at first.  On the bright side Superman has remained in great shape and is ready for a close up on his abdominals - take that demon people!  Stare at my perfectly chiseled abs and die of envy.

Often humor attempts fall flat.  Often it's painfully slow, even with the Flash running super fast, yet always in slow motion to show how fast the Flash is.

Overall rating: D+

Whenever you have to fast forward fight scenes, dialogue, well...most of the movie you just don't care about.  It's watchable, just barely, at 1.5x speed - so don't subject yourself to Justice League (2017) again.  You aren't even watching the movie now.  You started writing this note to your future self as a warning.